Dairyland Diary

Oh sure it is a pastime of most Minnesotans to make fun of our dim-witted friends to the east, but Wisconsinites are more then just beer guzzling, cheese eating, brat grilling, Brett Favre apologists right? Oh no, I was wrong. I was listening to the radio today when an interesting story out of Germantown, WI caught my attention. Two men were arrested and given DUI's from the same vehicle. How is that possible you ask? Well, both Sconies were drunk and man #1 did not have any legs. So, he and his friend both sat in the front seat and the legless man steered the car while man #2 controlled the pedals. Needless to say this method of transportation failed and both men spent a night in the drunk town. There is no other state in the country that would produce these idiots. It's good to be a Minnesotan.