Another one bites the dust

What another glorious way to star the day. I wake up, turn on MSNBC, and Keith Olberman's beautiful face is explaining to us that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned effective immediately. In Bush's cabinet, he has had a bevy of crooks from Cheney, to Rumsfeld, to Tony Snow, et cetera. I don't know if any of the cabinet members were more crooked then Gonzalez. In his short tenure as AG, Gonzalez fired 93 United States Attorneys. The reason, they contend, they were told they were not loyal enough to the administration and their country. Basically, they were fired for not doing enough sucking up to Bush, and not bashing liberals enough to the likings of Karl Rove and his ilk. What a year this has been! Rumsfeld... Resigned! Karl Rove... Resigned! Jerry Fallwell... Dead! Alberto Gonzalez... Resigned! What a year it has been. To be honest, I doubt there will be any more shake-ups. It doesn't matter if Condi Rice resigns and there is no chance that Cheney or Bush will resign. The only thing better would be to find out that Rush, O'Reilly, and Hannity were caught up in a Fox News homosexual love caccoon and they are all stepping down their posts. I can dream can't I?