synopsis

I have found a solution to the Israel/Palestine quagmire. Jerusalem needs to turn into the Vatican of the Middle East. The Vatican has their own currency, their own rules, and their own “government” of sorts. After dozens of talks with renowned Middle East Expert Adam Elrashidi, I have decided this is the best plan of action. It seems to me that the main problem is the fight over the land of Jerusalem (seeing as this is the holy land for three major religions.) It seems to me if they can’t play nice, then nobody should have the land. In addition, more things will happen. One, Palestine will become a country affective immediately with their own government and a prominent seat in the United Nations. Jerusalem will at once leave the new state of Palestine with strong promises by the state of Palestine that they, and the other Middle Eastern nations will cease further threats and attacks on the Israeli people. The Israeli people will continue thrive and morale will never be higher. America will also refuse any more financial military gifts to Israel thus appeasing our friends Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, et cetera. With the escalating situation with Iran, we will need all of the friends we get. In addition, the middle east will focus heavy man power and financial resources to Afghanistan. We cannot let Afghanistan fail and have the Taliban rule a country again. The equivalent would be to let the Ku Klux Klan rule a country.


I would love to go into further detail of my thoughts but I doubt anybody would have interest in my thoughts but I thought a five page thesis on the political landscape of Jerusalem would bore everyone.