O'Reilly strikes again

I would like to thank my good friend and fellow blogspot blogger, Andydrum, for emailing me with this brilliant little quote form our good friend, Bill O'Reilly:

During the September 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, discussing his recent trip to have dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia’s, a famous restaurant in Harlem, Bill O’Reilly reported that he “had a great time, and all the people up there are tremendously respectful,” adding: “I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship.”

It's not that he was racist, he wasn't. He is just terribly ignorant. Clearly if the owners of Sylvia's are black then that means only fried chicken, watermellon, and other "black food" should have been on the menu. Naturally, the waiters should have been wearing Fubu and the host should have been donning his Sean John jumpsuit. What an idiot.

Ahmoudinaidiot

As a straight man, I cannot begin to imagine how difficult it is to live life as an American homosexual. There will be jobs you will not receive. There will be promotions that will be given to someone less qualified. There will be friends that will reject you and family members that will deny sharing the same DNA.......

Thank goodness this is only a problem for Americans. President Ahmadinejad, the current Iranian President has come under fire during his recent United Nations visit for his country's views on homosexuality. To be simple, if you are caught engaging in homosexuality the penalty is the death penalty. It's that simple. When a fellow U.N. member asked Ahmadinejad about this his answer was simple, "We don't have any homosexuals who are Iranians." Ah. I see. It must be those terrible Westerners, always getting into mischief.

Dairyland Diary

Oh sure it is a pastime of most Minnesotans to make fun of our dim-witted friends to the east, but Wisconsinites are more then just beer guzzling, cheese eating, brat grilling, Brett Favre apologists right? Oh no, I was wrong. I was listening to the radio today when an interesting story out of Germantown, WI caught my attention. Two men were arrested and given DUI's from the same vehicle. How is that possible you ask? Well, both Sconies were drunk and man #1 did not have any legs. So, he and his friend both sat in the front seat and the legless man steered the car while man #2 controlled the pedals. Needless to say this method of transportation failed and both men spent a night in the drunk town. There is no other state in the country that would produce these idiots. It's good to be a Minnesotan.