Even the goons call him a thug
It is Wednesday afternoon and I am already exhausted. I spent much of Monday working in Saint Cloud and then it was back to Wisconsin on Tuesday night. I have found myself spending a lot of time in Wisconsin recently. At least next week, I get to go to one of Wisconsin’s bright spots. I will be in La Crosse next week. I love Madison and going to Milwaukee for business can occasionally be fun too. But, La Crosse is next on my list. Unlike most of the state, Wisconsin is a very hilly city with beautiful river views and majestic, towering bluffs. The actual city reminds me of a slightly smaller Iowa City. I’ll be there for two days, and one night, and I am actually kind of excited. Unlike the week after where I will spend five days in North Dakota!!
1. I am embarrassed to be a Minnesota Wild fan. The only move they made before the NHL trade deadline was to acquire a man who gives the word, goon, a bad name. He is a thug’s thug. Chris Simon, just coming off a NHL record, 30 game suspension for taking his skate and driving it into the Achilles heel of an opponents leg, is the newest member of the Minnesota Wild. Simon has been suspended eight times before. Some of his highlights are getting suspended last year for 25 games for taking his stick and swinging it like a baseball bat at an opponent, calling one of the few black, NHL players the N word, cross checking an opponent in the neck, and many more saint-like behavior.
2. This brings me to my next point. I overheard a conversation with a friend of mine saying University of Wisconsin will never win the NCAA basketball championship because it is has too many white guys on the team. This reverse racism is completely irrelevant. There is absolutely no statistical proof that blacks are better athletes. The reality is that blacks just choose different sports. I can count on one hand how many blacks are NHL hockey players. Does that mean that blacks can’t skate? There are very few blacks who are dominant tennis players, golfers, skiers, figure skaters, la crosse players, baseball players, volleyball players, et cetera. It just happens that the two most watched sports in America are basketball and football and those are two sports in which blacks choose to participate in. I’m sure if you take the top athletes and put them in other sports, they would do well. If Michael Jordan decided to play a “white” sport like volleyball, I am going to guess he would be pretty good. If Wayne Gretsky were to play a “black” sport like basketball, I bet his superior vision, footwork, and speed would make him a really good point guard. It is absolutely ridiculous that because the hue of your skin is a shade or two darker then others that you are inherently better at certain sports.
3. I have recently become more and more frustrated with pro-illegal immigration protestors. Let’s say America is your house. First, I will break in your house and you discover I am living in your basement and you ask me to leave. But I say, I like it here better, and (besides illegally breaking into your house) I like it here and I will wash your dishes and mow your lawn. But you still tell me to leave and all of sudden I get a bunch of friends together and start protesting outside your house. The protesters say not only should I be able to live in your house, you should feed me, provide me with adequate education, give me a driver’s license, let me vote, and if I get sick, I should be able to get appropriate health care. Because after all, I am honest and hardworking (except for the fact that I illegally broke into your house.) I tell you it is only fair since your house is nicer and bigger then my house. I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Also, I don’t understand your language so would you mind learning my language and putting signs up in my language to make it easier on me? As a Christian, I am all for helping out the neediest among us, but I think what America really needs to do is figure out how to help Mexico’s economic issues so their poor stop breaking into our house.